review by Jackson Tyler Pro
Alien: Resurrection 1997
Watched Jun 13, 2012
Jackson Tyler’s review:
I went in, determined to find the hidden genius of this beautifully underrated film. I left deciding that it was a giant pile of shit after all.
Watched Jun 13, 2012
I went in, determined to find the hidden genius of this beautifully underrated film. I left deciding that it was a giant pile of shit after all.
At least you hated this, so I can partially forgive you for Aliens and Alien 3.
Not by much though.
Some choice quotes:
"Earth. What a shithole."
"LIKE YOU NEVER FUCKED A ROBOT."
Writing of the great Joss Whedon, people.
Those are the good quotes. They could have been funny moments. They weren't in this film, but they could have been.