★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Dec, 2014
A film about all the worst parts of the person I want to be.
★★★ Watched 12 Dec, 2014 5
Has maybe the worst opening act of any blockbuster I've seen but as a whole, I had some good fun with this.
★★★★ Watched 07 Dec, 2014
IT'S GREAT WATCH IT OKAY BYE
★★★★★ Rewatched 03 Dec, 2014
Once you've seen this film a couple times and the jokes lose their impact, it's just one of the most depressing hour and fourty five minutes ever put to celluloid.
★★★ Watched 02 Dec, 2014
Mercutio > all y'all.
★★★★ Watched 02 Dec, 2014
This is definitely the first half of a Hunger Games movie stretched out to two hours long.
By which I mean it is easily the best Hunger Games movie. Blimey, it's good.
★★★★ Watched 26 Nov, 2014
It's structurally weak, in that it's just JOKES JOKES JOKES COMING AT YOU, so it's exhausting rather than satisfying at the end, but boy howdy are those jokes something.
★★★★ Rewatched 21 Nov, 2014
Steven Soderbergh can direct a motherfucking movie.
★★ Watched 07 Nov, 2014
Doctor Who's got a bit shit recently.
★★★★★ Watched 31 Oct, 2014
Nightcrawler manages to be a more pointed anticapitalist movie than Wolf of Wall Street which is mightily impressive.
★★★ Watched 28 Oct, 2014
Perhaps recovering from an anxious breakdown is a bad time to watch a three hour surreal french movie.
★ Watched 11 Oct, 2014
Literally any potential this film may have had is executed on in CONTAGION, leaving this a tensionless, emotionless bore.