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Parker Illig watched Star Trek Into Darkness on Sunday May 19, 2013 ★★★

Parker Illig watched

The Great Gatsby 2013

★★

"The Great Gatsby" is one of my favorite books of all time. However I was skeptical when Baz Luhrmann, a man famous for his "clever" modernization of Romeo and Juliet (which was terrible), was chosen to direct this classic novel.

Unfortunately I was right to be worried.
The visuals look plastic, as most of the city and the settings are done with sloppy CGI and a strange uses and blends of motion blur and slow-mo.The inept direction is another large factor in the near unbearable first third, where everything is unbelievably bad. Shots cut far too fast and often you feel like you're watching a Micheal Bay action film when all that's happening is two people talking or a apartment party scene. However, none of this is half as bad as the music. Jay-Z and dubstep such as "I Can't Stop" are placed in terribly inappropriate timings where Baz felt they would work because they are "partying." It was almost unbearably embarrassing to be sitting in the theater listening to the music accompanied with the 20's setting. When there isn't 21st century music playing in the background, Baz instead plays sappy, cliche stock music that I've hear a million times before in independent movies that don't have the budget to score their own movie.

Although I actually felt like walking out after the first 40 minutes, the direction eventually calms down and the ending third is actually decent. DiCaprio is almost always good, and he does a good job of making Gatsby human and sympathetic to the audience. I also appreciated the close relationship it had to the book, quoting specific lines and skipping almost no plot points.

However, this movie's problems are far too grotesque for the budget it had. I simply want a really good Gatsby movie, preferably made by PTA. So please Paul, make a Gatsby.

Parker Illig rated Iron Man 3 ★★★

Parker Illig watched Iron Man 3 on Saturday May 4, 2013 ★★★

Parker Illig rated Disconnect ★★★

Parker Illig watched Disconnect on Saturday May 4, 2013 ★★★

Parker Illig rated Pain & Gain ★★★

Parker Illig watched Pain & Gain on Sunday Apr 28, 2013 ★★★

Parker Illig rated Mud ★★★★

Parker Illig watched Mud on Sunday Apr 28, 2013 ★★★★

Parker Illig watched

Oblivion 2013

★★★

Just a rather mediocre sci-fi epic that's only thing it has going for it are Tom Cruise & its visuals, although both can feel stale at times. The frustratingly predictable story and the script's pacing are the biggest flaws here.

Parker Illig rated Oblivion ★★★

Parker Illig rewatched Django Unchained on Tuesday Apr 16, 2013 ★★★★★

Parker Illig watched

Trance 2013

★★★★

It's interesting, and although its twists and turns don't straighten out quite as well as fellow thriller "Side Effects", "Trance" still finds value in great direction, an alluring albeit cluttered plot, and stunning use of vibrant colors.

Parker Illig watched

Scary Movie V 2013

½

It's terrible.














Bet you didn't expect that, did you?

Parker Illig watched

42 2013

★★★

Just your regular inspirational bio-pic. I've seen tons of movies just like this one, but at least this one has the guts to throw some actual racist language into it. But like I said, it still comes off rather generic for someone who watches as many movies as I do.

Parker Illig rated Trance ★★★★