We will absolutely atone one day for this film. Aliens, interdimensional beings or omnipresent bloodclouds. Something is going to see this and decide to wipe us out.
riff salad ★
shit for twats
Gavin Bard ★½ 2
"Activism is so fucking gay."
Should have been called Cannibal Xerox.
I generally find Eli Roth to be one of the most insufferable directors in horror - and considering the…
Scumbalina ★★★★ 1
I am literally stunned. Completely hypnotized. I have no idea what just happened but that vampire was definitely masturbating to Tina Turner for like 10 minutes.
I thought this film was about people making windows!!!!!!! not indiana jones pretending to be irish!!!!!!!