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  • Teen Lust

    Teen Lust 2014

    ★★★ Watched 09 Oct, 2015

    A virgin has to have sex by the end of the night or the end of the world will happen.

    I think we've all known that feel.

  • Bad Channels

    Bad Channels 1992

    ★★★ Watched 08 Oct, 2015

    Ted Nicolaou's "aliens in the TV" movie, Terrorvision, is good, so it stands to reason that this, his "aliens in the radio" movie would also be good. And it is!

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  • Halloween

    Halloween 1978

    ★★★★★ Watched 01 Sep, 2013 13

    It's Sept. 1, dudes! That means Halloween season in effect!!

    This movie is endlessly scary. You want proof? There's a scene where Michael is standing on a suburban street, half obscured by shrubs in broad daylight and it's about the scariest fucking thing you'll ever see in your life. If your monster can be scary just loitering around the neighborhood during the day, then you're a damn good director.

    It has always bothered me that Loomis shows up at the…

  • Curse of Chucky

    Curse of Chucky 2013

    ★★★★ Watched 25 Sep, 2013 6

    Someone needs to send this movie to Fede Alvarez because THIS is how you revisit a franchise. This is how you build on the mythology of a franchise while simultaneously starting something new.