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  • The Stand 1994

    ★★ Watched 22 Oct, 2014 2

    The first part of this is rad. That opening with "Don't Fear the Reaper" rules. I love any story where people deal with a virus outbreak.

    Parts 2 and 3 are melodramatic and boring.

    Part 4 ends with the biggest deus machina in the whole universe ever.

  • Puppet Master 5: The Final Chapter 1994

    ★★½ Rewatched 21 Oct, 2014

    Charles Band should release Puppet Master 4 and 5 as one movie, as originally intended. Cuz they're two pretty bland movies, but I bet they could make up one pretty decent flick.*

    *For a Full Moon flick, I mean.

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  • Curse of Chucky 2013

    ★★★★ Watched 25 Sep, 2013 4

    Someone needs to send this movie to Fede Alvarez because THIS is how you revisit a franchise. This is how you build on the mythology of a franchise while simultaneously starting something new.

  • Halloween 1978

    ★★★★★ Watched 01 Sep, 2013 5

    It's Sept. 1, dudes! That means Halloween season in effect!!

    This movie is endlessly scary. You want proof? There's a scene where Michael is standing on a suburban street, half obscured by shrubs in broad daylight and it's about the scariest fucking thing you'll ever see in your life. If your monster can be scary just loitering around the neighborhood during the day, then you're a damn good director.

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