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  • Match Point

    Match Point 2005

    ★★★★½ Rewatched 25 Apr, 2015

    "The man who said 'I'd rather be lucky than good' saw deeply into life."

  • Sometimes They Come Back

    Sometimes They Come Back 1991

    ★★ Watched 24 Apr, 2015 5

    Have you tried to describe a color to a blind person?

    "Sometimes They Come Back" is what the outcome would be if you tried to describe Stephen King's work to a person who was somehow Stephen King-blind.

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  • Halloween

    Halloween 1978

    ★★★★★ Watched 01 Sep, 2013 7

    It's Sept. 1, dudes! That means Halloween season in effect!!

    This movie is endlessly scary. You want proof? There's a scene where Michael is standing on a suburban street, half obscured by shrubs in broad daylight and it's about the scariest fucking thing you'll ever see in your life. If your monster can be scary just loitering around the neighborhood during the day, then you're a damn good director.

    It has always bothered me that Loomis shows up at the…

  • Curse of Chucky

    Curse of Chucky 2013

    ★★★★ Watched 25 Sep, 2013 4

    Someone needs to send this movie to Fede Alvarez because THIS is how you revisit a franchise. This is how you build on the mythology of a franchise while simultaneously starting something new.