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  • Batman vs. Robin

    Batman vs. Robin 2015

    ★★ Watched 04 May, 2016

    Court of Owls? More like Court of Nerds.

  • Son of Batman

    Son of Batman 2014

    ★★½ Watched 04 May, 2016

    A cool story that, like other animated DC movies, is betrayed by bad animation, boring character design and flat voice actors. The character dynamic between Dick and Damian (old Robin/new Robin) was cool, though. I wish there was more of that.

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  • Halloween

    Halloween 1978

    ★★★★★ Watched 01 Sep, 2013 13

    It's Sept. 1, dudes! That means Halloween season in effect!!

    This movie is endlessly scary. You want proof? There's a scene where Michael is standing on a suburban street, half obscured by shrubs in broad daylight and it's about the scariest fucking thing you'll ever see in your life. If your monster can be scary just loitering around the neighborhood during the day, then you're a damn good director.

    It has always bothered me that Loomis shows up at the…

  • Curse of Chucky

    Curse of Chucky 2013

    ★★★★ Watched 25 Sep, 2013 6

    Someone needs to send this movie to Fede Alvarez because THIS is how you revisit a franchise. This is how you build on the mythology of a franchise while simultaneously starting something new.