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  • The Funhouse Massacre

    The Funhouse Massacre 2015

    ★★★ Watched 22 Oct, 2016

    Extra points for being filmed in Ohio and because the director worked on "I Love Money," the best tv show ever.

  • The Crazies

    The Crazies 1973

    ★★½ Watched 22 Oct, 2016

    Definitely boring and definitely needed an editor. There are a lot of redundant scenes, including dudes in board meetings endlessly explaining that if the virus gets out of the perimeter, the whole continent could blah blah blah.

    For all its plot and thematic similarities, I wish this had been Night of the Living Dead 2. Weird it wasn't.

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  • Cabin Fever

    Cabin Fever 2016

    ½ Watched 13 Feb, 2016 10

    "Hi, Eli Roth. We're gonna remake Cabin Fever. Got any ideas for it?"
    "Just fuck my shit up, fam."
    "Say no more."

  • Halloween

    Halloween 1978

    ★★★★★ Watched 01 Sep, 2013 17

    It's Sept. 1, dudes! That means Halloween season in effect!!

    This movie is endlessly scary. You want proof? There's a scene where Michael is standing on a suburban street, half obscured by shrubs in broad daylight and it's about the scariest fucking thing you'll ever see in your life. If your monster can be scary just loitering around the neighborhood during the day, then you're a damn good director.

    It has always bothered me that Loomis shows up at the…