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  • TMNT

    TMNT 2007

    ★★★ Rewatched 30 Sep, 2016

    This is funny and fun and gets the, unlike most of the movies, actually gives character arcs to the turtles. But, the bad guys are lame. I mean, it's cool that didn't just bring Shredder back again, but it couldn't have been Krang? Baxter? Nope? Just space monsters? Ok, whatever. It's still a fun movie, though.

  • Day of the Dead 2: Contagium

    Day of the Dead 2: Contagium 2005

    Watched 30 Sep, 2016

    George Romero should legally be allowed to physically hurt the people involved in this "film."

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  • Cabin Fever

    Cabin Fever 2016

    ½ Watched 13 Feb, 2016 10

    "Hi, Eli Roth. We're gonna remake Cabin Fever. Got any ideas for it?"
    "Just fuck my shit up, fam."
    "Say no more."

  • Halloween

    Halloween 1978

    ★★★★★ Watched 01 Sep, 2013 13

    It's Sept. 1, dudes! That means Halloween season in effect!!

    This movie is endlessly scary. You want proof? There's a scene where Michael is standing on a suburban street, half obscured by shrubs in broad daylight and it's about the scariest fucking thing you'll ever see in your life. If your monster can be scary just loitering around the neighborhood during the day, then you're a damn good director.

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