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  • Street Fighter 1994

    ★½ Rewatched 05 Mar, 2015

    I don't think there's a single street fight in this whole movie.

  • Police Academy 1984

    ★★½ Watched 05 Mar, 2015

    This is pretty unfunny and bland, but I guess people in 1984 were blown away by how edgy it was then. Tackleberry is a pretty accurate portrayal of a cop, though.

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  • Curse of Chucky 2013

    ★★★★ Watched 25 Sep, 2013 4

    Someone needs to send this movie to Fede Alvarez because THIS is how you revisit a franchise. This is how you build on the mythology of a franchise while simultaneously starting something new.

  • Halloween 1978

    ★★★★★ Watched 01 Sep, 2013 7

    It's Sept. 1, dudes! That means Halloween season in effect!!

    This movie is endlessly scary. You want proof? There's a scene where Michael is standing on a suburban street, half obscured by shrubs in broad daylight and it's about the scariest fucking thing you'll ever see in your life. If your monster can be scary just loitering around the neighborhood during the day, then you're a damn good director.

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