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  • The Sinful Dwarf

    The Sinful Dwarf 1973

    Watched 29 May, 2016

    The title doesn't lie. That dwarf sins like you wouldn't believe!

  • Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

    Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers 1988

    ★★★ Rewatched 28 May, 2016

    Even if this movie was a 5-star classic masterpiece, it could still never live up to its title.

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  • Halloween

    Halloween 1978

    ★★★★★ Watched 01 Sep, 2013 13

    It's Sept. 1, dudes! That means Halloween season in effect!!

    This movie is endlessly scary. You want proof? There's a scene where Michael is standing on a suburban street, half obscured by shrubs in broad daylight and it's about the scariest fucking thing you'll ever see in your life. If your monster can be scary just loitering around the neighborhood during the day, then you're a damn good director.

    It has always bothered me that Loomis shows up at the…

  • Curse of Chucky

    Curse of Chucky 2013

    ★★★★ Watched 25 Sep, 2013 6

    Someone needs to send this movie to Fede Alvarez because THIS is how you revisit a franchise. This is how you build on the mythology of a franchise while simultaneously starting something new.