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  • King Kong 2005

    ★★ Rewatched 24 Nov, 2014 2

    I watched this movie a while back and forgot all about it.
    JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE ON EARTH.

  • Enemy 2013

    ★★★ Watched 24 Nov, 2014

    It's like Sigmund Freud and Nicholas Refn had a baby - and then poured yellow paint all over it.

    It's alright, though. It's creepy and mostly kept my interest and it's basically Eraserhead with sexy people in it.

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  • Curse of Chucky 2013

    ★★★★ Watched 25 Sep, 2013 4

    Someone needs to send this movie to Fede Alvarez because THIS is how you revisit a franchise. This is how you build on the mythology of a franchise while simultaneously starting something new.

  • Halloween 1978

    ★★★★★ Watched 01 Sep, 2013 7

    It's Sept. 1, dudes! That means Halloween season in effect!!

    This movie is endlessly scary. You want proof? There's a scene where Michael is standing on a suburban street, half obscured by shrubs in broad daylight and it's about the scariest fucking thing you'll ever see in your life. If your monster can be scary just loitering around the neighborhood during the day, then you're a damn good director.

    It has always bothered me that Loomis shows up at the…