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  • Manchester by the Sea

    Manchester by the Sea 2016

    ★★ Watched 09 Dec, 2016 1

    Manchester by the C-

    A suicidal autistic sociopath learns to love again while fishing. Will win 700 Oscars.

  • Allied

    Allied 2016

    ★★★ Watched 08 Dec, 2016

    I miss the days when Brad Pitt could move his face.  But this movie is OK despite his "performance."

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  • Cabin Fever

    Cabin Fever 2016

    ½ Watched 13 Feb, 2016 10

    "Hi, Eli Roth. We're gonna remake Cabin Fever. Got any ideas for it?"
    "Just fuck my shit up, fam."
    "Say no more."

  • Halloween

    Halloween 1978

    ★★★★★ Watched 01 Sep, 2013 17

    It's Sept. 1, dudes! That means Halloween season in effect!!

    This movie is endlessly scary. You want proof? There's a scene where Michael is standing on a suburban street, half obscured by shrubs in broad daylight and it's about the scariest fucking thing you'll ever see in your life. If your monster can be scary just loitering around the neighborhood during the day, then you're a damn good director.

    It has always bothered me that Loomis shows up at the…