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  • Puppet Master II 1991

    ★★½ Rewatched 18 Oct, 2014

    It seems like they bought some dollar store film for this one, because it looks about 10 years older than Puppet Master 1.

    This one is pretty dull and the Invisible Man... I mean Toulan is a fucking doofus. The last 20 minutes save it all, though, as it gets so fucking weird and Full Moony that it makes my head explode.

  • Puppet Master 1989

    ★★★½ Rewatched 18 Oct, 2014

    This movie rules!

    Well, the puppets rule. The movie's kind of dumb and a little boring.

    But those puppets are so goddamn cool!!

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  • Curse of Chucky 2013

    ★★★★ Watched 25 Sep, 2013 4

    Someone needs to send this movie to Fede Alvarez because THIS is how you revisit a franchise. This is how you build on the mythology of a franchise while simultaneously starting something new.

  • Halloween 1978

    ★★★★★ Watched 01 Sep, 2013 5

    It's Sept. 1, dudes! That means Halloween season in effect!!

    This movie is endlessly scary. You want proof? There's a scene where Michael is standing on a suburban street, half obscured by shrubs in broad daylight and it's about the scariest fucking thing you'll ever see in your life. If your monster can be scary just loitering around the neighborhood during the day, then you're a damn good director.

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