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  • X-Rated: The Greatest Adult Movies of All-Time

    X-Rated: The Greatest Adult Movies of All-Time 2015

    ★★½ Watched 29 May, 2015

    This movie starts out by exploring important porn movies of the '70s and how culturally important they were for shocking people and playing with taboos and becoming very fashionable and popular. But starting at about halfway through, it's just about stuff that doesn't seem very noteworthy or artistic at all. But maybe I'm just an old porn grump or something. It's still fairly entertaining in a fast-paced talking-heads documentary kind of way.

  • Let's Be Cops

    Let's Be Cops 2014

    ★★ Watched 28 May, 2015

    This movie promised me it would be a goofy silly time, but then it turns into this serious crime drama it just left me wondering why someone would want to trick me like that.

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    Halloween 1978

    ★★★★★ Watched 01 Sep, 2013 7

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    Curse of Chucky 2013

    ★★★★ Watched 25 Sep, 2013 4

    Someone needs to send this movie to Fede Alvarez because THIS is how you revisit a franchise. This is how you build on the mythology of a franchise while simultaneously starting something new.