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  • The Ruins 2008

    ★★★★ Watched 29 Jan, 2015

    Scary. Gory. Decent characters. Rad premise.

    Between this and "Frozen," Shawn Ashmore is making me so scared of going on vacation.

    The alternate ending is way better, though.

  • Megan is Missing 2011

    ★½ Watched 29 Jan, 2015

    More like "Talent is Missing."

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  • Curse of Chucky 2013

    ★★★★ Watched 25 Sep, 2013 4

    Someone needs to send this movie to Fede Alvarez because THIS is how you revisit a franchise. This is how you build on the mythology of a franchise while simultaneously starting something new.

  • Halloween 1978

    ★★★★★ Watched 01 Sep, 2013 7

    It's Sept. 1, dudes! That means Halloween season in effect!!

    This movie is endlessly scary. You want proof? There's a scene where Michael is standing on a suburban street, half obscured by shrubs in broad daylight and it's about the scariest fucking thing you'll ever see in your life. If your monster can be scary just loitering around the neighborhood during the day, then you're a damn good director.

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