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  • Meatballs

    Meatballs 1979

    ★★ Rewatched 27 Mar, 2015

    Too much disco and too few laughs.

  • Muhammad Ali's Greatest Fight

    Muhammad Ali's Greatest Fight 2013

    ★★½ Watched 27 Mar, 2015

    I think Muhammad Ali is pretty much the greatest human to ever live. But it turns out, Ali isn't the brave icon who stood up to a racist government and won. It was the young white legal clerk this movie's about. He's the real MVP. I'm gonna take down my Ali poster and put one up of this young go-getter.

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  • Curse of Chucky

    Curse of Chucky 2013

    ★★★★ Watched 25 Sep, 2013 4

    Someone needs to send this movie to Fede Alvarez because THIS is how you revisit a franchise. This is how you build on the mythology of a franchise while simultaneously starting something new.

  • Halloween

    Halloween 1978

    ★★★★★ Watched 01 Sep, 2013 7

    It's Sept. 1, dudes! That means Halloween season in effect!!

    This movie is endlessly scary. You want proof? There's a scene where Michael is standing on a suburban street, half obscured by shrubs in broad daylight and it's about the scariest fucking thing you'll ever see in your life. If your monster can be scary just loitering around the neighborhood during the day, then you're a damn good director.

    It has always bothered me that Loomis shows up at the…