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  • Tusk 2014

    ★★★½ Watched 20 Sep, 2014 2

    A podcaster flies to Canada to interview an old man ... and then doesn't even record their conversation! Worst. Podcaster. Ever.

    ANYWAY.

    There are some weird contrivances near the beginning, a lot of jokes don't hit (oh, wow. Canadians like hockey? What a witty observation) and a character (however entertaining) introduced near the end that has very little actual impact on the story. Also, the titular Tusk is revealed in a less than stellar, way too overlit way.

    BUT.

    Michael…

  • Space Station 76 2014

    ★★★★ Watched 20 Sep, 2014

    If Todd Solondz had directed 2001: A Space Odyssey...

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  • Curse of Chucky 2013

    ★★★★ Watched 25 Sep, 2013 4

    Someone needs to send this movie to Fede Alvarez because THIS is how you revisit a franchise. This is how you build on the mythology of a franchise while simultaneously starting something new.

  • Halloween 1978

    ★★★★★ Watched 01 Sep, 2013 5

    It's Sept. 1, dudes! That means Halloween season in effect!!

    This movie is endlessly scary. You want proof? There's a scene where Michael is standing on a suburban street, half obscured by shrubs in broad daylight and it's about the scariest fucking thing you'll ever see in your life. If your monster can be scary just loitering around the neighborhood during the day, then you're a damn good director.

    It has always bothered me that Loomis shows up at the…