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  • How to Lose Friends & Alienate People 2008

    Watched 16 Apr, 2014

    Awful, unfunny, cliche, derivative crap. At this point, I think it's pretty clear that unless JJ Abrams or Edgar Wright are in charge, Simon Pegg's content to just phone it in on mediocre movies.

    The character Pegg plays here is wildly inconsistent and it feels like a new writer wrote each individual scene. Pegg never mentions his mom once, but jeopardizes his career for her at the end, Pegg takes a writing job for the sole purpose of becoming a…

  • American Reunion 2012

    ★★★ Watched 16 Apr, 2014

    The gags seem a little more contrived this time around and so much of what's going on with Chris Kline, the short guy and Finch is cliche and lame.

    But, Stifler and Jim's Dad are still pretty funny. Also, John Cho's stuff is surprisingly hilarious. And Alyson Hannigan in those outfits near the end? I had to slowly dab beads of sweat from my brow with a handkerchief.

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  • Halloween 1978

    ★★★★★ Watched 01 Sep, 2013 5

    It's Sept. 1, dudes! That means Halloween season in effect!!

    This movie is endlessly scary. You want proof? There's a scene where Michael is standing on a suburban street, half obscured by shrubs in broad daylight and it's about the scariest fucking thing you'll ever see in your life. If your monster can be scary just loitering around the neighborhood during the day, then you're a damn good director.

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  • Curse of Chucky 2013

    ★★★★ Watched 25 Sep, 2013 4

    Someone needs to send this movie to Fede Alvarez because THIS is how you revisit a franchise. This is how you build on the mythology of a franchise while simultaneously starting something new.