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  • Beerfest

    Beerfest 2006

    Rewatched 04 Jul, 2015 1

    This movie's so bad, I walked out of the theater when it came out.

    It still sucks.

  • Club Dread

    Club Dread 2004

    ★★★ Rewatched 04 Jul, 2015

    My favorite Coconut Pete song is "I'd Tell Ya, But Then I'd Have Tequila."

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  • Halloween

    Halloween 1978

    ★★★★★ Watched 01 Sep, 2013 7

    It's Sept. 1, dudes! That means Halloween season in effect!!

    This movie is endlessly scary. You want proof? There's a scene where Michael is standing on a suburban street, half obscured by shrubs in broad daylight and it's about the scariest fucking thing you'll ever see in your life. If your monster can be scary just loitering around the neighborhood during the day, then you're a damn good director.

    It has always bothered me that Loomis shows up at the…

  • Curse of Chucky

    Curse of Chucky 2013

    ★★★★ Watched 25 Sep, 2013 4

    Someone needs to send this movie to Fede Alvarez because THIS is how you revisit a franchise. This is how you build on the mythology of a franchise while simultaneously starting something new.