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  • The Warriors

    The Warriors 1979

    ★★★★½ Rewatched 31 Aug, 2015

    I never wanted to join a gang so bad in my whole life.

  • Avengers Grimm

    Avengers Grimm 2015

    Watched 31 Aug, 2015 1

    Doing a Grimm's Fairy Tales/Superhero mash up isn't the craziest idea in the world.

    But doing it totally serious, without camp or irony is.

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  • Halloween

    Halloween 1978

    ★★★★★ Watched 01 Sep, 2013 13

    It's Sept. 1, dudes! That means Halloween season in effect!!

    This movie is endlessly scary. You want proof? There's a scene where Michael is standing on a suburban street, half obscured by shrubs in broad daylight and it's about the scariest fucking thing you'll ever see in your life. If your monster can be scary just loitering around the neighborhood during the day, then you're a damn good director.

    It has always bothered me that Loomis shows up at the…

  • Curse of Chucky

    Curse of Chucky 2013

    ★★★★ Watched 25 Sep, 2013 4

    Someone needs to send this movie to Fede Alvarez because THIS is how you revisit a franchise. This is how you build on the mythology of a franchise while simultaneously starting something new.