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  • Split

    Split

    ★★★★

    Watching that final scene like
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  • Ultimate Avengers

    Ultimate Avengers

    ★★★½

    The animation isn't the best, but this is a pretty solid (way way way) toned down version of Millar's The Ultimates. The characters and their interactions make it worth watching.

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  • Cabin Fever

    Cabin Fever

    ½

    "Hi, Eli Roth. We're gonna remake Cabin Fever. Got any ideas for it?"
    "Just fuck my shit up, fam."
    "Say no more."

  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★★★★

    It's Sept. 1, dudes! That means Halloween season in effect!!

    This movie is endlessly scary. You want proof? There's a scene where Michael is standing on a suburban street, half obscured by shrubs in broad daylight and it's about the scariest fucking thing you'll ever see in your life. If your monster can be scary just loitering around the neighborhood during the day, then you're a damn good director.

    It has always bothered me that Loomis shows up at the…