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  • Cabin Fever

    Cabin Fever 2016

    ½ Watched 13 Feb, 2016

    "Hi, Eli Roth. We're gonna remake Cabin Fever. Got any ideas for it?"
    "Just fuck my shit up, fam."
    "Say no more."

  • Rebel Without a Cause

    Rebel Without a Cause 1955

    ★★½ Watched 12 Feb, 2016 3

    Surprisingly modern film making is on display here, but modern day pop culture has taught me that a young rebel telling bullies he'll agree to whatever dangerous prank they want him to do because they called him "chicken" is a punchline. And it's played in this movie with the utmost seriousness.

    And then there's the scene where James Dean screams to the heavens, "You're tearing me apart!!" like he's Tommy Wiseau and I just can't really take this seriously.

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  • Halloween

    Halloween 1978

    ★★★★★ Watched 01 Sep, 2013 13

    It's Sept. 1, dudes! That means Halloween season in effect!!

    This movie is endlessly scary. You want proof? There's a scene where Michael is standing on a suburban street, half obscured by shrubs in broad daylight and it's about the scariest fucking thing you'll ever see in your life. If your monster can be scary just loitering around the neighborhood during the day, then you're a damn good director.

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  • Curse of Chucky

    Curse of Chucky 2013

    ★★★★ Watched 25 Sep, 2013 6

    Someone needs to send this movie to Fede Alvarez because THIS is how you revisit a franchise. This is how you build on the mythology of a franchise while simultaneously starting something new.