Is it just me or does anybody else think these kids were a bunch of whiney wussies! Seriously I thought I was watching the Crying Game!
Well, that wasn't nearly as good as it was when I was younger. The humor is almost too silly, the plot just feels off, but there's some wild gore...And hot…
Luke Pauli ★★★½ 3
Well, I've popped my Andy Sidaris cherry, with Guns. The cast is chock full of "actresses" whose breasts outweigh their acting ability, the writing is atrocious (sample line, “My boyfriend…
I hope I don't like the next Step Up film, so then I can be like, this new Step Up is a step down...
Forrest Ellsworth ★½ 1
A film composed entirely of eyes expressing various shades of terror and/or shock.
Stab wounds that look like vaginas.
Brakhage meets Lynch meets Holy Motors meets pretentious bullshit.