I have not read it, but I am just going to guess that the book is better.

I think my friends hate me.

Two McClanes once went to Chernobyl
On their way to leave some Russians immobile
Daddy issues are spoonfed
And the blood isn't red
This cashgrab is not very noble

[edit] Dammit. I seem to have missed the fact that this movie did have red blood. There goes my credibility as a poem writing reviewer.

Very, very fun. Even on a third watch.