★★★ Watched 03 Jan, 2012
Torture porn for foodies? Apparently so. Mario Batali has a cute cameo. Overall a hot mess, but one that leans towards boredom.
★★ Added 1
You've already seen this film.
★★★½ Added 1
This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.
How to make this film infinitely better: when David plunges himself into the ocean and sinks out of sight, simply turn off the television.