I appreciate how the storyline with Jake Gyllenhal was a metaphor for his relationship with Amy Adams. But honestly, I kinda wish this movie was just a Texas thriller and…
Parker ★ 3
Oh, cool. A shitty movie. We didn't have enough of those.
Not for anyone and definitely not for me.
Out 1 for retarded people. The squawking back and forth "bullshit artist" scenes might as well have lasted 773 minutes.
nathaxn walker ★★★★½ 11
Almost a parody or even an outright parody of small-town homophobia regarding what the eventual outcome will be when an older partnered couple decide to retire where you live, buy…