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  • Deadly Friend

    Deadly Friend 1986

    β˜…β˜…Β½ Watched 23 Oct, 2016

    Not great, BUT - there is a scene in which the zombie robot girl throws a basketball at a woman's face so hard that her head explodes.

  • The Last Starfighter

    The Last Starfighter 1984

    β˜…β˜…β˜… Watched 11 Oct, 2016

    I never caught this one as a kid so I have no particular nostalgia for it aside from the genre conventions and style of the era. Entertaining and silly; Fun but forgettable.

    I miss practical creature effects. (As an aside, this film does have rudimentary CGI sequences and they're really quite bad).

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  • Ernest Scared Stupid

    Ernest Scared Stupid 1991

    β˜…β˜…β˜…Β½ Rewatched 29 Oct, 2013 1

    12-year-old Me: β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…
    32-year-old Me: β˜…β˜…
    Composite Score: β˜…β˜…β˜…Β½

    I can live with that.

  • Gravity

    Gravity 2013

    β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…Β½ Watched 17 Sep, 2013

    I've been waiting anxiously seven years for Alfonso CuarΓ³n to bless us again. It's been that long since Children Of Men, a film so phenomenal and powerful that it changed the way I view and think about movies. It was one of my first HD-DVD purchases, and went on to become the most watched in my collection until the format eventually succumbed to Blu-Ray.

    Gravity is likewise an astounding and absolutely gorgeous film, and regardless of how you may end…