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  • Death by Design: Where Parallel Worlds Meet

    ★★½ Watched 21 Oct, 2014

    Not a great documentary, but kind of interesting. It's all about how cell death is vital to our existence, but it's too long and kind of just keeps giving different examples without really giving us any more information than we had after the first half hour.

    Still, Polly Matzinger and her dogs are like the most adorable thing ever.

    So, you know, factor that in, I guess...

  • The Weeping Meadow 2004

    ★★ Watched 29 Sep, 2014

    I have only two things to say about this movie: One is that it's directed by Theo Angelopolous. The other is that it's fucking forty minutes longer than the movie he directed right before this, which he saw fit to title "Eternity And a Day".

    If cheap irony was flammable, we'd all be burning to death right now...

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  • The Hitcher 1986

    ★★★★ Watched 31 Oct, 2012 1

    I'm not entirely sure this movie makes any sense whatsoever.

    Could not matter less. Rutger Hauer is the God damned devil in this one.

    Highly recommended.

  • White Zombie 1932

    ★★★ Watched 23 Oct, 2012 2

    This is a horror movie from 1932 that takes place in Haiti and features Bela Lugosi as a voodoo priest.

    And yet somehow, it manages to be far LESS racist than the John Wayne movie I watched earlier today.

    Take as long as you need to process that.