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  • Twilight

    Twilight 2008

    ★★½ Watched 28 May, 2015

    Fuck off; it was for work...

  • Tomorrowland

    Tomorrowland 2015

    ★★½ Watched 23 May, 2015

    People talk shit about Damon Lindelof. They wonder why he keeps getting work when the movies he writes tend to turn out so poorly. They think he's a bad writer, but they're missing the point.

    Damon Lindelof still has a career because he's a team player. He's willing to take every stupid note the studio throws at him, regardless of how detrimental it'll wind up being to the final product.

    Which is how you wind up with a movie full…

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  • The Hitcher

    The Hitcher 1986

    ★★★★ Watched 31 Oct, 2012 1

    I'm not entirely sure this movie makes any sense whatsoever.

    Could not matter less. Rutger Hauer is the God damned devil in this one.

    Highly recommended.

  • White Zombie

    White Zombie 1932

    ★★★ Watched 23 Oct, 2012 2

    This is a horror movie from 1932 that takes place in Haiti and features Bela Lugosi as a voodoo priest.

    And yet somehow, it manages to be far LESS racist than the John Wayne movie I watched earlier today.

    Take as long as you need to process that.