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  • Terminator Genisys

    Terminator Genisys 2015

    ★★½ Watched 28 Jul, 2015

    This movie is so fucking weird, you guys.

    It's a sequel that starts with ten straight minutes of exposition explaining... well, not even the plot, but the BACKSTORY to the first movie. As if we've never seen it before.

    And then it IMMEDIATELY launches into being a remake of the first movie, that seems pinned on us remembering the details so we're shocked when the story deviates.

    In the end, the whole thing feels like a drunk guy trying to…

  • Trainwreck

    Trainwreck 2015

    ★★★★ Watched 20 Jul, 2015

    Look, either you love Amy Schumer or you hate her. Or you think she's alright. Or you don't have an opinion on her at all. Maybe you've never even heard of her. But, you know... those are probably your only options.

    Trainwreck isn't as good as her show, but it's pretty damn good for a romantic comedy. And it's very, VERY good for a Judd Apatow movie, even though he gets his Apatow stank all over it by the end.…

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  • The Hitcher

    The Hitcher 1986

    ★★★★ Watched 31 Oct, 2012 1

    I'm not entirely sure this movie makes any sense whatsoever.

    Could not matter less. Rutger Hauer is the God damned devil in this one.

    Highly recommended.

  • White Zombie

    White Zombie 1932

    ★★★ Watched 23 Oct, 2012 2

    This is a horror movie from 1932 that takes place in Haiti and features Bela Lugosi as a voodoo priest.

    And yet somehow, it manages to be far LESS racist than the John Wayne movie I watched earlier today.

    Take as long as you need to process that.