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  • Need for Speed 2014

    ★★½ Watched 12 Dec, 2014

    Look, dude: If your movie about racing fast cars is over two hours long... then your cars aren't moving fast enough.

  • Sin City: A Dame to Kill For 2014

    ★½ Watched 12 Dec, 2014

    Good lord... it's almost like Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller spent nine years trying to figure out every possible way they could screw up a sure thing, and then got mad at themselves because they could only fit in about half of them.

    But if there's an upside, it's that Jessica Alba has become a much better actress than she used to be. So it's possible that in another nine years or so, she might actually be... okay.

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  • The Hitcher 1986

    ★★★★ Watched 31 Oct, 2012 1

    I'm not entirely sure this movie makes any sense whatsoever.

    Could not matter less. Rutger Hauer is the God damned devil in this one.

    Highly recommended.

  • White Zombie 1932

    ★★★ Watched 23 Oct, 2012 2

    This is a horror movie from 1932 that takes place in Haiti and features Bela Lugosi as a voodoo priest.

    And yet somehow, it manages to be far LESS racist than the John Wayne movie I watched earlier today.

    Take as long as you need to process that.