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★★★★ Watched 03 Feb, 2016
Wait, does this mean I like Belle and Sebastian?
Goodbye street cred... We had a good run, though, didn't we?
★ Watched 21 Jan, 2016
About a thousand percent less fun than you'd expect from a movie where Lindsay Lohan becomes a cyborg.
★★★★ Watched 31 Oct, 2012 1
I'm not entirely sure this movie makes any sense whatsoever.
Could not matter less. Rutger Hauer is the God damned devil in this one.
★★★ Watched 23 Oct, 2012 2
This is a horror movie from 1932 that takes place in Haiti and features Bela Lugosi as a voodoo priest.
And yet somehow, it manages to be far LESS racist than the John Wayne movie I watched earlier today.
Take as long as you need to process that.