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  • Lucy 2014

    ★★★½ Watched 02 Aug, 2014

    I liked this weird-assed movie a whole lot. But I still think it would have been way more interesting if Morgan Freeman and Scarlett Johansson switched roles...

  • El Topo 1970

    ★★★½ Watched 04 Aug, 2014

    So there's a part of this movie where a female dwarf is forced to take her top off. And while I'm watching this scene, I'm thinking to myself. "Huh. You know what's weird? I don't think I've ever seen a naked midget before. What an exciting new experience for me!" And then I thought to myself "You know, it's actually kind of weird that that sort of thing would even occur to me. I doubt that's a thought that most…

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  • The Hitcher 1986

    ★★★★ Watched 31 Oct, 2012 1

    I'm not entirely sure this movie makes any sense whatsoever.

    Could not matter less. Rutger Hauer is the God damned devil in this one.

    Highly recommended.

  • White Zombie 1932

    ★★★ Watched 23 Oct, 2012 2

    This is a horror movie from 1932 that takes place in Haiti and features Bela Lugosi as a voodoo priest.

    And yet somehow, it manages to be far LESS racist than the John Wayne movie I watched earlier today.

    Take as long as you need to process that.