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★★½ Watched 22 Mar, 2015
I really wish people would stop telling me that Deathstroke The Terminator is awesome, because to me he'll always be that dude that constantly gets his ass kicked by little kids.
★★ Watched 14 Mar, 2015
Well, the script is sloppy, the tone is all over the place, and almost all of the comedy falls flat. But Melissa McCarthy is so damn likable and fun to watch that it almost doesn't matter how bad this movie really is...
★★★★ Watched 31 Oct, 2012 1
I'm not entirely sure this movie makes any sense whatsoever.
Could not matter less. Rutger Hauer is the God damned devil in this one.
★★★ Watched 23 Oct, 2012 2
This is a horror movie from 1932 that takes place in Haiti and features Bela Lugosi as a voodoo priest.
And yet somehow, it manages to be far LESS racist than the John Wayne movie I watched earlier today.
Take as long as you need to process that.