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★★★★ Watched 21 Jun, 2015
Just as well this one wasn't about me... nobody wants to watch a movie about bemusement, mild irritation, ambivalence and... is sleepy an emotion? Lets go with "sleepy"...
★★★ Watched 20 Jun, 2015
Look, if it'll make everybody feel better, put me in the next one and I'LL wear the damn high heels...
★★★★ Watched 31 Oct, 2012 1
I'm not entirely sure this movie makes any sense whatsoever.
Could not matter less. Rutger Hauer is the God damned devil in this one.
★★★ Watched 23 Oct, 2012 2
This is a horror movie from 1932 that takes place in Haiti and features Bela Lugosi as a voodoo priest.
And yet somehow, it manages to be far LESS racist than the John Wayne movie I watched earlier today.
Take as long as you need to process that.