Dear Hollywood Executives,
Have you guys considered putting Salma Hayek in more things?
No? You haven't?
Oh, that's right. I always forget that you guys are pretty dumb.
Never mind, then. Forget I said anything. Just keep on doing what you're doing, idiots. I'm sure it'll all work out...
Man alive, it feels good to be a contrarian... especially when you wind up liking something that everyone else seems to hate.
I'm not going to lie like the movie doesn't have some serious third act problems... which are more or less the same third act problems that pretty much every summer blockbuster has these days.
But it's a brand new and very interesting take on superhero movies at a time when there DESPERATELY needs to be a new and interesting take on superhero movies. Which has to count for something...