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  • Top Five 2014

    ★★★½ Watched 14 Jan, 2015

    -Aesop Rock
    -Del The Funky Homosapien
    -MC Skat Kat

  • Taken 3 2015

    ★★ Watched 10 Jan, 2015

    So I had this elaborate bit planned about how this is the 'Return Of The Jedi' of the 'Taken' trilogy. But then I realized that Forrest Whitaker is not an Ewok. So instead, I'm just going to give this two stars and go get drunk.

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  • The Hitcher 1986

    ★★★★ Watched 31 Oct, 2012 1

    I'm not entirely sure this movie makes any sense whatsoever.

    Could not matter less. Rutger Hauer is the God damned devil in this one.

    Highly recommended.

  • White Zombie 1932

    ★★★ Watched 23 Oct, 2012 2

    This is a horror movie from 1932 that takes place in Haiti and features Bela Lugosi as a voodoo priest.

    And yet somehow, it manages to be far LESS racist than the John Wayne movie I watched earlier today.

    Take as long as you need to process that.