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★★★½ Watched 14 Jan, 2015
-Rakim -Jay-Z -Aesop Rock -Del The Funky Homosapien -MC Skat Kat
★★ Watched 10 Jan, 2015
So I had this elaborate bit planned about how this is the 'Return Of The Jedi' of the 'Taken' trilogy. But then I realized that Forrest Whitaker is not an Ewok. So instead, I'm just going to give this two stars and go get drunk.
★★★★ Watched 31 Oct, 2012 1
I'm not entirely sure this movie makes any sense whatsoever.
Could not matter less. Rutger Hauer is the God damned devil in this one.
★★★ Watched 23 Oct, 2012 2
This is a horror movie from 1932 that takes place in Haiti and features Bela Lugosi as a voodoo priest.
And yet somehow, it manages to be far LESS racist than the John Wayne movie I watched earlier today.
Take as long as you need to process that.