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  • The Protector 2

    The Protector 2 2013

    ★★★★ Watched 26 Nov, 2015

    It's impossible to make any kind of defense for this as even remotely good in terms of actual quality.

    But this movie has people purposely setting their feet on fire so they can kick one another AND an elephant that is also a bomb. So you might want to take a minute and ask yourself: what the fuck has actual quality done for you lately...?

  • Venus in Furs

    Venus in Furs 1969

    ★★★½ Watched 23 Nov, 2015

    The Bizarre Conundrum of Jesus Franco: if he didn't love making movies so much, he'd probably be regarded as a very good director...

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  • The Hitcher

    The Hitcher 1986

    ★★★★ Watched 31 Oct, 2012 1

    I'm not entirely sure this movie makes any sense whatsoever.

    Could not matter less. Rutger Hauer is the God damned devil in this one.

    Highly recommended.

  • White Zombie

    White Zombie 1932

    ★★★ Watched 23 Oct, 2012 2

    This is a horror movie from 1932 that takes place in Haiti and features Bela Lugosi as a voodoo priest.

    And yet somehow, it manages to be far LESS racist than the John Wayne movie I watched earlier today.

    Take as long as you need to process that.