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  • The Captive 2000

    ★★★ Watched 27 May, 2014

    I wasn't that into this movie at first (it's VERRRRRY slow going), but it grew on me once I realized it was basically a comedy about a really lame dude who is completely incapable of comprehending the very idea of lesbianism.

    I mean, it's not funny in the sense that I laughed or anything, but I definitely though "Intellectually, I understand that this could be interpreted as humorous from a certain perspective", which I think we can agree is the…

  • Godzilla 2014

    ★★★★ Watched 17 May, 2014

    Does the movie maybe need just a smidge more Godzilla? Probably.

    But it's still almost the platonic ideal of an American-made Godzilla movie.

    And it has Juliette Binoche, which is the most unexpected casting coup since Catherine Deneuve fought Reptilicus in this one dream I had...

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  • The Hitcher 1986

    ★★★★ Watched 31 Oct, 2012 1

    I'm not entirely sure this movie makes any sense whatsoever.

    Could not matter less. Rutger Hauer is the God damned devil in this one.

    Highly recommended.

  • White Zombie 1932

    ★★★ Watched 23 Oct, 2012 2

    This is a horror movie from 1932 that takes place in Haiti and features Bela Lugosi as a voodoo priest.

    And yet somehow, it manages to be far LESS racist than the John Wayne movie I watched earlier today.

    Take as long as you need to process that.