Bloated, completely baffling plot and probably the best thing I ever saw. This is what The Expendables wishes it was, and I'm pretty sure it did it without even trying.…
Films 238
Reviews 22
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G.I. Joe: Retaliation 2013
"They call it water board, but I never get bored"
A few years ago, when I was but a young and naive FilmApe, I longed for the days when B…
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Robot & Frank 2012
I hope they offer a version of these robots that can score heroin and wipe asses, because when I'm an old man I ain't gonna be interested in doing any…
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Silent Hill: Revelation 2012
Couple of things:
- if you make a film based on a computer game it doesn't have to look like one.
- if you make a film based on a…
