Owley Samter ★★★★½
Sharlto Copley for the win.
Brian Conway ★★½
Probably would have been funnier if I were Cuban.
J.W. Hendricks ★★★½ 3
At one point, a character grabs a doorknob and it turns into a penis.
I shouldn't have to say more.
Tim Portis ★★ 2
Will the man who kidnapped the director M. Night Shyamalan after he made The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable, and is now pretending to be him, please return him immediately. Sh*t's…
Darren F. ★½ 2
One and a half hours of Christian Slater saying "I Don't have the Mask"