'Hello, my name is Al Pacino and I used to be an actor. I am now a goatee with a loud voice. Sometimes I am a beard with a loud…
John Gholson ★★★½
Marvelous sci-fi/fantasy swashbuckler, the likes of which they don't really make anymore. Despite being bookended by a convoluted opening and a wobbly coda, JOHN CARTER delivers the same old-fashioned movie…
Noel Mellor ★★★★½ 2
With the heart of classic 80s adventure and a modern aesthetic, #johncarter did what so many have failed to do. It made me feel like a kid.
Freeman Williams ★★½
Low budget Death Wish-inspired flick. Robert Forster is a blue collar everyman who wants nothing to do with his pal's (Fred Williamson) vigilante squad until, of course, his own wife…
Brent McKnight ★★★★★
"I suggest you take up another sport, like knitting."
"Turn down the suck, turn up the good."