If you want to be truly individualistic and difficult in your choice of movies and only want to inform people how common and uninformed their taste in film is, here is a list for you.
To Use:
1: Take these films to parties and pull them from your messenger bag in a very obviously surreptitious manner. Then, say something to the effect of
" I doubt anyone would be interested, but I have some early Herzog or late Suzuki, if you want to watch something...avant-garde... tonight."
Then put the movie in, ignoring all dubious looks or statements.
2: This must be followed by your increasing annoyance with everybody who doesn't "get it" or "just can't bring themselves to care about…
If you want to be truly individualistic and difficult in your choice of movies and only want to inform people how common and uninformed their taste in film is, here is a list for you.
To Use:
1: Take these films to parties and pull them from your messenger bag in a very obviously surreptitious manner. Then, say something to the effect of
" I doubt anyone would be interested, but I have some early Herzog or late Suzuki, if you want to watch something...avant-garde... tonight."
Then put the movie in, ignoring all dubious looks or statements.
2: This must be followed by your increasing annoyance with everybody who doesn't "get it" or "just can't bring themselves to care about art and the creative process."
3: Finally remove the video from the player at no more than the halfway point and apologize to everyone for ruining their night with something they "just weren't ready for."
Final Step: Retreat to any corner in plain view and slouch dejectedly for the rest of the evening, while reading the 100 page information booklets that came with your DVDs.
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