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Films With Which To Scare People Away From Art Films Entirely

If you want to be truly individualistic and difficult in your choice of movies and only want to inform people how common and uninformed their taste in film is, here is a list for you.

To Use:
1: Take these films to parties and pull them from your messenger bag in a very obviously surreptitious manner. Then, say something to the effect of
" I doubt anyone would be interested, but I have some early Herzog or late Suzuki, if you want to watch something...avant-garde... tonight."
Then put the movie in, ignoring all dubious looks or statements.
2: This must be followed by your increasing annoyance with everybody who doesn't "get it" or "just can't bring themselves to care about…

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