Kevin Spacey just being Kevin Spacey.

Special star just for Haddaway. Sometimes I didn't know if it was funny or really stupid, and really stupid isn't always funny.

Zac Effron's straight twin-brother (Chris Pine) and British Commando (Tom Hardy) fight for a dumb blonde (Reese Witherspoon).

After 30 minutes, this movie becomes unbearable. It has been a really painful 1h 30m. And what's up with that guy's plastic face? I didn't know Barbie dolls were made into people.

Here's 1 star for the action scenes.

What. The. Fuck. Why? How? What...?