DirkH ★★★★★ 15
Awfully acted piece of Belgian cheese with too many muscles and people doing splits whenever they get the chance fighting in ridiculous styles (monkey fu!) bashing each other's skulls in…
Steve Grzesiak ★½ 16
"I need unguent!" - Steve G Does The Coens
Shame they didn't do that with the script.
As Amelia H commented to me on Twitter earlier, during the latest ridiculously…
The Ron ★ 18
This Means Clichés This Means Shit This Means Awful This Means Tom Hardy Can't Save It This Means McG Sucks This Means Implausible This Means It Fails at Action This…
Matt Conti ★ 1
I think I should just recap the movie for everyone:
There are pretty people that do pretty people things. One pretty person likes another pretty person and that pretty person…
DirkH ½ 16
Now what's the word I'm looking for?
Piss poor in just about every aspect of film making? Njet.
Waste of talent? Non.
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