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  • Guinea Pig 1: Devil's Experiment

    Guinea Pig 1: Devil's Experiment 1985

    ★★★ Watched 24 Sep, 2016

    Hoop-tober Film #11: Japan, Franchise

    Pretty good!

  • A Daughter Of Destiny

    A Daughter Of Destiny 1928

    ★★★ Watched 24 Sep, 2016

    Hoop-tober Film #10: Germany, Silent, 1920s (Pre-'70)

    Call me new-fashioned, but I don’t think men should fall in love with their daughters. Like, not even if they’re adopted, or produced out of some vague concoction of criminal, prostitute, and plant. Speaking of which, the premise for this horror film is apparently what if a person was artificially made, and that ended up having, like, no side effects. The woman, Mandrake, seemed pretty well-adjusted to me, given what she’s dealt. Sure,…

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  • Puppet Master X: Axis Rising

    Puppet Master X: Axis Rising 2012

    ★★ Watched 24 Sep, 2016 1

    Hoop-tober Film #9: Franchise, 2010s

    If racist cartoonists from the WWII era saw the Japanese puppet named Kamikaze in this movie, they’d be like “jesus christ, Charlie Band, fucking tone it down a little… Also, put more effort into making movies these days.”

  • Hellraiser: Hellworld

    Hellraiser: Hellworld 2005

    ★★★ Watched 17 Sep, 2016 9

    Hoop-tober Film #3: Franchise, 2000s
    Preshow (internet theme): X-Files Episode "2Shy"
    Short - Alexia (2013)
    Trailer - Untraceable (2008)

    Loved how dumb and horny the characters are. Loved Lance Henricksen being flawless in any role. Just wish it were more about internet terror, and I wish it had featured a meme of Jimmie “J.J.” Walker dressed as Pinhead yelling “CEN-O-BITE!” (someone please make this.)