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  • The Family Man

    The Family Man


    There's a part where Nic Cage starts talking into an imaginary microphone for no reason whatsoever, and it's more clear than ever that he is a brilliant auteur.

  • Contracted



    This is the movie I watched with my family on Christmas. It’s pretty dumb and bad, but was worth watching because there’s a part where maggots fall out of a woman’s vagina, and my mom referred to them as “vag-gots”.

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  • Face/Off



    I saw this as a cynical, shitty teenager, and hated it. Even before revisiting it, I was deeply ashamed of this fact because I knew in my heart I was wrong. I am proud of how much I have matured in the last 17 years as a viewer of cinema, and that I can now recognize Face/Off as one of the greatest films of all time.

  • Invasion of the Body Snatchers

    Invasion of the Body Snatchers


    The thing Brooke Adams does with her eyes in this movie might be my favorite thing anyone has done in any movie.