If you’ve ever wanted to see a movie filled with warring factions of Glad garbage bag-clad townsfolk, murdering each other for kittens, boy do I have the movie for you!
Written and Directed by Nathan J. White – who never went on to write or direct anything else – The Carrier is one of those movies that you are simultaneously befuddled by and engrossed with.
The set up is so damn batty, and…
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Ouija will prove an effective movie going experience for only the most undemanding of movie audiences - and that seems to be exactly the kind of people this film has been tailor-made for.
At this point in our lives, it's safe to say that crafting a decent jump-scare isn't all that hard. Ouija actually has quite a few moments that got me jumping in…
A drunk cat keeps messing around with two families in an attempt to ruin their lives. Or something along those lines. Did I mention that Eric Roberts voices the cat? Did I mention he recorded his voice-over in a garbage can? Did I mention David DeCoteau directed it? AVClub describes this movie as a talking animal movie meets The Room - pretty apt. I won't lie, I laughed pretty hard at this pile of crap a couple times.