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  • Tuck Me In 2014

    ★★★ Watched 20 Oct, 2014

    A well executed micro-short that plays eerie when it could have been creepy. Nice to see the less-is-more approach to a short, though.

  • Dragon Hunt 1990

    ★★½ Watched 18 Oct, 2014

    Somewhere between Miami Connection (sans-concerts), Deadly Prey and Sledgehammer lies... Dragon Hunt!.

    The Brothers McNamara spend almost the entirety of the film dialogue-less. The plot concerns the mohawked villain Jake (returning from their previous film) capturing them and releasing them on an island, to hunt them down The Most Dangerous Game style.

    The scene with the brothers on their party-boat goofing off and clay-shooting for fun is one for the books. The villain's narration is probably some of the funniest…

  • Death Wish Club 1984

    ★★★ Watched 18 Oct, 2014

    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what.

  • Housebound 2014

    ★★★★½ Watched 16 Oct, 2014

    First of all, did someone release Carpenter's font-package this year, or something? There's been a glut of films using the seminal font treatment, from Cold In July to The Guest and now Housebound. And actually, Housebound might just be the best of the bunch - though it's a close call with The Guest.

    Similar to that film, Housebound, well, bounds from genre to genre as the film barrels along. It starts with a classically gothic-supernatural hook for a film (main…

  • Drinking Buddies 2013

    ★★★★ Watched 11 Oct, 2014

    Joe Swanberg's boozy-buddy drama for me was incredibly hard to watch at moments - though not in a bad way.

    The casting, performances and direction are all top notch, which is to say they're about perfect for these kind of I'm-trying-not-to-say-the-dreaded-M-word-but-you-know-what-I-mean films.

    But above all else, there's an intangible element to this movie - these many unsaid moments and feelings floating in-between all of the characters - that made for an entirely uncomfortable experience for me. Regardless, the emotions here…

  • The Serpent and the Rainbow 1988

    ★★★½ Watched 07 Oct, 2014

    I was torn between rating this 3 and 3.5 stars - in terms of quote-unquote lesser Craven, this is definitely a nice surprise.

    I'm definitely a critic of Craven's when it comes to terms like "Master of Horror" being tossed around, as he's certainly got far more duds than he does hits, in my opinion.

    But The Serpent and the Rainbow nails a lot of really key elements: atmosphere, dread, and a handful of true creep-out moments. It's not all perfect when rolled up into a whole, but overall, I dug it.

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child 1989

    ★★½ Watched 04 Oct, 2014

    Viewed for an upcoming Time Bandits Podcast episode.

    I will say for now that this time around I didn't hate it as much as I remembered, but it's still a confusing mess, plot-wise. The joke-kills are pretty overly goofy at times - comic book kill especially.

    There's a real decent attempt at injecting some Gothic gravitas into the mix here, alongside some heavy themes, and it almost works when paired with the amazing visual landscape and language of the film.

    But still, being sandwiched in-between #4 and Freddy's Dead does this film no justice, as these three in a row are easily the series' overall low-point.

  • The Skeleton Twins 2014

    ★★★½ Watched 29 Sep, 2014

    The Skeleton Twins might not be the most inventive sad-funny movie of the year, but it's certainly one of the better ones.

    Bill Hader and Kristen Wiig put in amazing performances that make the film, and Luke Wilson is perfect in his role as Wiig's husband. You forget that when Luke is as well-cast as he is here, that he can be absolutely brilliant. I feel like he doesn't get the credit he oft-deserves, and here he proves worthy of…

  • Punchline 1988

    ★★½ Watched 27 Sep, 2014

    Not as bad as its reputation may have you believe (it was featured on Siskel & Ebert's Worst of 1988), but I'm struggling with the rating here. I can't decide between two-and-a-half or three. It's uneven and maybe even fatally flawed in some respects, but there are glimpses of greatness in there, actually.

    All of the best stuff - to me - in Punchline happens off-stage. The stand-up segments just don't work very well - aside from some moments - and…

  • Burning Bright 2010

    ★★½ Watched 28 Sep, 2014

    I bet this movie tore up the festival circuit when it came out. It has the kind of unbelievable-I've-gotta-see-that plot that grabbed me, even just seeing it listed on Netflix: A woman is trapped in a house, with hurricane raging outside, and a tiger snarling within.

    Okay, yes, I'm pressing play now.

    Anyway, as I said I can imagine crowds really ate this up in the moment, as these crowds tend to do. Watching this on the small screen, I…

  • A Walk Among the Tombstones 2014

    ★★½ Watched 19 Sep, 2014

    Reviewed on Episode 132 of See You Next Wednesday Podcast.

    I had really high hopes going in to this one, which is probably why I left a bit disappointed. From the director of the criminally underrated The Lookout, I was really hoping for another movie of that quality.

    Unfortunately, the tone and pacing are all over the map in this one, despite there being a lot to like. Liam Neeson does what he does best here, playing the grizzled noir…

  • Haunt 2013

    ★★ Watched 22 Sep, 2014

    Haunt starts off on the right note - a suitably creepy introduction leads us to well-worm supernatural thriller territory, but territory that is well worn for a reason.

    After some classic family-moves-into-home-with-dark-past plotting, things get going. Despite some poor spectral-effects, Haunt is extremely well crafted on the technical side. This flick checks off almost all the right boxes, from cinematography to score and atmosphere. But it misses one of the most important elements of all: substance.

    Despite having so much…