Jesus-FUCKING-christ did I make a mistake before I started this film. I didn't eat anything first, and it made me some goddamn hungry I feel like I'm about die. All the food looked fucking ridiculously good. I hope I can make it through this review without my stomach eating itself. The sound my stomach is making right now would make you think dinosaurs have returned to earth.
Chef is the story of Chef Carl Casper (Jon Favreau). He's a well…
Guy: I don't have a bathroom.
Receptionist: ... Yea
Guy: Where would the hotel like me to put my piss and shit?
Jason Bateman, who directs and stars in Bad Words is clearly a man who has seen Billy Boy Thornton in Bad Santa. Both films have the word bad in the title and feature a relationship between an adult and a kid with lots of cursing. In both films the adult is an asshole who in a roundabout way…
"Gentlemen, you had my curiousity. But now, you have my attention."
Quentin Tarantino has had my attention since the very first time I saw Pulp Fiction. It was the first film I ever saw where one of the first words that came to mind was masterpiece! It was my first Tarantino, I've seen everything he's directed since and I've been impressed every damn time. In my opinion he simply doesn't make bad films.
So with everything I said…
Looper is easily the best film I've seen this year! I loved everything about it! I was in awe from start to finish. The directing, performances, and plot are all top notch. Pierce Gagnon pratical steals the show as Cid with the best child performance I've seen since Haley Joel Osment in The Sixth Sense. I teared up at one point because I was so happy with what I was seeing. I can't recommend this film highly enough and I think most people will love it.