So perfect, so heartfelt, so personal, but completely hilarious and devoid of pretension.

Seeing it with an audience really makes you realize how great this screenplay is - every other line is legitimately applause-worthy.

Does for belts, sand castles, staircases, pianos, pencils, pencil sharpeners, ice cream, freezers, phone booths, shoes, duck hunts, dinner, garden shears, shovels, metronomes, and showers what Psycho did for showers.

rating based exclusively on film's fulfillment of titular promise