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  • Coin Heist

    Coin Heist

    ½

    T E E N  A N G S T

    This is the dumbest movie I've watched this year.. and I watched Bubble Boy this year.

    4 mouth breathing teens decide to break into the US Mint and print a bunch of rare coins to sell, so they can make 10 million dollars to save their school, that's getting shut down for some reason. 
    Because I know tons of high schoolers who love their school enough to risk going to prison.…

  • Blue Ruin

    Blue Ruin

    ★★★★

    While not as suspenseful as Green Room, this is a solid thriller from Jeremy Saulnier, who is proving himself to be an expert at showing realism.
    It's a movie about how revenge gets us nowhere, but that's really just the beginning.

    Macon Blair is fantastic in it!

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  • Easy A

    Easy A

    ★★★★½

    "Why don't you get a wardrobe you abominable twat!"

    I LOVE THIS MOVIE MORE EVERY TIME I WATCH IT. And I've watched it many times.

    Emma Stone <3

    PS: I wish Stanley Tucci and Patricia Clarkson were my parents

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    ★★★★★

    (Black & Chrome Edition)

    The Greatest.

    "I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE. CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH"