B+

"Doing nothing often leads to the very best of something."

Just one of the sweetest, serenely melancholic tales to come out in recent memory and one so visually moving through its undeniable affection and enchanting love that it would become the most depressing picture since Roger Smith's Oscar Gold had the film ended before the halfway point. Christopher Robin values the childhood magic of A.A. Milne's stories and softens the deep kindness rooted inside every ounce of repressive joy,…

C+

"I think that you just gotta have the bad days so that you can just love the good days even more."

It's pretty terrible once you realize that Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day fits right into the dismal middle of an unfortunate, depressing trilogy between Juno and Love, Simon where one unquestionably becomes both disconsolate and miserable by not having Jennifer Garner as their mother, proceeding to wish for something which will never come…

B

"That was so intense, I like can’t even with this place."

Some of the best things to come from 2017:

-The Rock annihilating people (and the audience) with his smoldering intensity.

-Jack Black complaining about being an overweight middle-aged man who has no access to "her" phone until a hippo performs a sneak attack on "her" which later leads to having a crush on Nick Jonas, as every line from "her" throughout the film is hilarious.

-Karen Gillan dancing…

A+

"Let the past die. Kill it if you have to. That’s the only way to become what you were meant to be."

All this poetic pain within flaming failure, absorbingly consequential rarities apart from a sweeping balance, and realized integrity confronting change... The past is literally left to die.

Upon a mysterious, roaming fascination of bewildering sources for the greater good of the galaxy, newly personal revelations allowing the world to highlight hopeful defeat, and a frightful future intensely…