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  • Alien
  • Blade Runner
  • The Exorcist
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  • Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard

    ★★★½

  • Cheap Thrills

    ★★★½

  • Girl on the Third Floor

    ★★

  • Braid

    ★★★

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  • Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard

    Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard

    ★★★½

    Funnier than the first one (which was pretty funny) & about as cute overall. Hayek & Reynolds have wonderful comedic chemistry.

    Not that it matters, but Sam, Salma & Ryan face off against Antonio & Morgan to save Europe. Ryan also rethinks bodyguarding.

    Same quality as before: sound, action, plot points, sets, etc. It’s really just more of the same but, in this case, that’s a good thing.

  • Cheap Thrills

    Cheap Thrills

    ★★★½

    Really good tense thriller with some bizarrely dark humorous bits scattered about. Super crazy ending that leaves you stunned.

    Two friends, both unfortunates respectively, hook up with a wealthy couple who want to throw an especially costly birthday party.

    You’ll frequently wonder if it’s a comedy or just a laugh device before the nightmare. Great cast, David Koechner steals every scene.

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  • Lifeforce

    Lifeforce

    ★★★

    Fun British electro-space-zompire-apocalypse sci-fi. It’s like Tobe Hooper doing Hammer doing Queen of Blood.

    Astronauts studying Halley’s Comet find members of the original vampire race coming to feed on human energy.

    Decent effects & nudity but the story gets muddy on points regarding the vampires or their zombie-like victims.

  • Portals

    Portals

    ★★★

    Alright sci-fi horror anthology. Weird but stays interesting, some decent gore & their effects range from skanky to solid.

    An event leads to dimensional portals appearing on Earth that compel people to go through them with varying results.

    All good directors. It's great at not being predictable but that often comes at the expense of things making more sense.