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  • Fright Night

    ★★★★★

  • Malignant

    ★★★★

  • Kate

    ★★★

  • Don't Breathe 2

    ★★★★

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  • Fright Night

    Fright Night

    ★★★★★

    Slept on this movie for far too long. Personal dream cast, written by the writer (and thankfully not director) of Buffy, directed by the guy who made Lars and the Real Girl, and eventually I, Tonya and Cruella. Not only are these stats behind it but the movie is just a magical adaptation of the atom Holland original. There is real horror here clashing against serious attitude and it is truly a perfect movie. If you’ve waited to see this like I did for so long, wait no longer.

  • Kate

    Kate

    ★★★

    Watch for the soundtrack.

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  • A Nightmare Wakes

    A Nightmare Wakes

    ½

    Even if this were mediocre I wanted so bad to at least remotely enjoy it. 2021 has given us nothing good in horror so far (that I’ve seen) and these shudder originals get sadder and sadder. 

    The first half of this thing is just the whole cast neck kissing each other (I’m sure this sounds tight but the movie manages to somehow achieve the unthinkable and make it egregious, earning it half a star) and shots of the water with the…

  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat

    ★★

    This is more a review of myself than it is the film, and my hubris of choosing to see in theaters what I could have enjoyed (probably a whole lot more) on a streaming platform I already had. 

    My town just got a new imax theater where I saw Nobody, and loved it. “I’ve GOT to see Mortal Kombat here when it comes out!” I thought to myself. Today was the day. I avoided any extended trailers, as well as…