Favorite films

  • Synecdoche, New York
  • Wings of Desire
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Naked

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  • The Banshees of Inisherin


Pinned reviews

  • Oslo, August 31st

    Oslo, August 31st


    “Everything will be alright... Except it won’t, you know.”

    Well this was one of the most brutal meditative experience I’ve ever had... I’ve swiftly realised the sadness you experience from Trier’s films isn’t the usual kind you feel whilst watching a film, instead it’s nearer to real sadness, a reflective sadness, one that changes the way you look at certain things; it’s uncompromising realism in the most poetic way possible.

  • The Worst Person in the World

    The Worst Person in the World


    “If I regret one thing, it's that I never managed to make you see how wonderful you are.”

    Joachim Trier’s The Worst Person in the World is poignant, deep and unequivocally real, whilst also remaining beautifully artistic. It made me laugh and it made me cry but more importantly it made me reflect, and if you can say a film made you do that, then it must be pretty damn good film.

Recent reviews

  • Scream



    I don’t think enough people genuinely realise the self aware genius of this film.

  • Requiem for a Dream

    Requiem for a Dream


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    To date I can’t remember watching a more bleak, genuinely depressing film. Requiem gives you absolutely no glimmer of hope, it’s as low resolution as they come, but it’s truly Aronofsky’s masterpiece.

Popular reviews

  • Stanley Tucci: Searching for Italy

    Stanley Tucci: Searching for Italy

    Cant believe stanley managed to lose the entirety of italy, for fucks sake stanley. honestly you had one job stanley, and you managed to lose all of fucking italy. You better find it you bald spanner.

  • Synecdoche, New York

    Synecdoche, New York


    I’m just a little person...

    Where to start, Synechdoche, New York is a shattering tale of loneliness and depression, written and directed by the genius mind that is Charlie Kaufman. It follows Caden, a man who has been walked out on by his wife and child and then tries to create a huge scale play about his life.

    The plot here is basically faultless, even tho Kaufman uses abnormal set pieces and strange situations throughout the plot, it never distracts…