I watch a lot of movies.
Reviews in 20 words or less.

Favorite films

  • The Thing
  • The Shining
  • The Return of the Living Dead
  • Night of the Creeps

Recent activity

  • Babylon


  • The Fabelmans


  • To Leslie


  • Avatar: The Way of Water


Recent reviews

  • The Thing

    The Thing


    One of the things that will be the worst about dying is that I won't be able to watch The Thing anymore.

  • No. 10

    No. 10


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    No grifters allowed on Lunabor

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