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Favorite films

  • The 'Burbs
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  • UHF
  • The Dream Team

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Recent reviews

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick


    Thoughts during this movie:
    I probably would have loved this when I was like 6
    That dialogue. Dumb, but with mass appeal.
    Hahaha it turned in to Behind Enemy Lines 100 minutes in
    That football scene def a contender for one of the dumbest moments in 2022 film
    Was any moment in this not predictable? 
    Imagine signing up for the military after watching this 😂😂😂

  • The Thing

    The Thing


    One of the things that will be the worst about dying is that I won't be able to watch The Thing anymore.

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    When you hate your family, your critics, and your audience...

  • The Reckoning

    The Reckoning


    400 years later and dumb MFers still can’t stay out of bars during a plague.