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  • Hellboy

    Hellboy

    ★★½

    The UGG of reboots.

  • Triple Frontier

    Triple Frontier

    ★★★

    Expected nothing from this movie, but all I wanted before the movie started was for Ben Affleck's character to get shot in the fucking head . When the movie ended, I had gotten what I wanted.

  • Border

    Border

    ★★★★

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  • Judgment Night

    Judgment Night

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Can we have Jeremy Piven get thrown off a roof in every movie? Thanks.

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

    So much fun seeing it a second time with kids in the audience. Kid yelled "Yay! Yay! He did it!" when Miles broke free from the chair.

  • A Simple Favor

    A Simple Favor

    ★★★★

    TAKE RINGS OFF!

  • Arizona

    Arizona

    ★★★

    I think this may be better than the new Halloween.

  • Flower

    Flower

    ★★★½

    Zoey Deutch is great. That 3rd act, not so much.

  • The Favourite

    The Favourite

    ★★★★½

    CUNT-STRUCK

  • Creed II

    Creed II

    ★★★½

    Nobody is fucking with Tessa Thompson's style.

  • Widows

    Widows

    ★★★★

    Men? We don't need no stinkin' men.

  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★

    Bring your brooms, because it's a mess!