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  • Love, Simon

    Love, Simon

    ★★★★

    "You get to exhale now, Simon." 🏳️‍🌈

    Great coming-of-age film led by a brilliant Nick Robinson. Jennifer Garner nails her scene.

    Loved the whole cast except I could've done without Tony Hale's grating buffoon of a vice-principal. Why so excited to take phones away?

    The ending is perfect.

    💋🎡💋

  • If You're Not In The Obit, Eat Breakfast

    If You're Not In The Obit, Eat Breakfast

    ★★★

    I need an Ida Keeling movie. So inspiring.

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  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    ★★★½

    Chilling, twisted thriller that had me the whole way. Barry Keoghan's villainous Martin is creepy as fuck. A strong breakthrough performance for him. But what will I remember the most? Nicole Kidman's mashed potatoes monologue.

    "You have beautiful hands. I never noticed before. Everyone's been telling me lately what beautiful hands you have and now I can see for myself, nice and clean. But so what if they're beautiful? They're lifeless. Sometimes Steven, you're just an incompetent man who goes…

  • Christmas with the Kranks

    Christmas with the Kranks

    ½

    Bah Humbug! A truly despicable holiday flick. No laughs or any sense. Just a lump of coal and a horrible message. You better put up your Frosty or your absurd neighbors will channel their inner bully and bludgeon you into conformity. Such is the Christmas spirit if you're Dan Aykroyd's character. Yeah, easily one of the worst (Christmas) movies ever made. Can we retroactively award some Razzies to all involved? Catwoman ain't this bad.