• Nanook of the North

    Nanook of the North


    Watched for a class

  • The Whale

    The Whale


    A real laugh riot

  • Halloween



    It's just alright

  • UHF



    A childhood favorite.

  • The Witch

    The Witch


    I wish Anya Taylor joy was my sister

  • Darkman



    Really enjoyed that raimi cinematography and the kickass Elfman music, but the story fell very flat for me. I didn't really care about the characters at all. There wasn't any real stakes, aside from his own and Jules' life.
    Rather tame revenge flick. The composite shots all seemed like they could've been replaced by a matte painting or something.
    I appreciate the groundwork it laid for the Spider-man movies. If you like this you'll love those. Or vice versa. If you love those you'll just like this.

  • Lord of War

    Lord of War


    coldest opening line in a movie

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    A movie about why jacking off is evil

  • The Goonies

    The Goonies


    Fun. Representative of another era in filmmaking.

  • The Northman

    The Northman


    I just kept pointing at the screen and going "that's me" for the entire movie

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood


    what the fuck that's not what happened

  • A Serious Man

    A Serious Man


    Larry should stop being a bitch.