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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • His Girl Friday
  • Singin' in the Rain

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  • A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

    ★★½

  • The Emperor's New Groove

  • Benediction

  • Psycho

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  • A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

    A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

    I knew it was coming and STILL the Cockroach scene absolutely fucked me up. I can't do limbs breaking at odd angles!

  • Benediction

    Benediction

    A curious lovechild of Paterson and The Best Years of Our Lives, way more arthouse than I was led to believe it would be, in a good way. I like to be surprised every now and then.

    The straight couples in my cinema, however, were not quite so happy about an anti-war drama with sassy twinks

    Absolutely stellar performance from Jack Lowden. Truly excited to see more of his work.

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  • Everything Is Free

    Everything Is Free

    ★½

    Can we please, for the love of all that is good, retire the falling-for-the-straight-guy story?

    People in this film were weirdly okay with a horrifically abusive character and that's worrying.

    That ending too, like no...N. O. No.

  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone

    A pretty good film anchored by 2 stellar child performances.

    Buuuuut, there were a handful of threads that really rubbed me the wrong way, not in the least of which was both exonerating an abusive parent and a *very* queer coded child predator...