Wasn’t digging this at all in the first act despite the off the wall performance from Mamoa, but then John Cena showed up to be the funcle in this movie after being kinda bad in 9, incredible use of his talents. I don’t know it’s kinda dumb but it worked for me, Mamoa was compelling enough as an agent of chaos, a lot of the things we’ve seen before but honestly I’d rather get slight rehashes than magnets and space.
Change is good.
On my first watch of this I realized how much of an emotional experience it would be after just losing a dog. I didn’t really want to write a review because it was pretty simple, this movie was here for me when I needed something to be there for me. Part of me wrote off how much this resonated with because of this, but on a rewatch while this is definitely part of it, this might be…
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand an arthouse film like Minions (2015). The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of minion-ese most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Stuart's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization and his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the…
When you were partying, I studied the penis. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered the sweep zoom on a dong. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated inner foreskin. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for peen.