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  • Hostiles

    Hostiles

    ★★★★

    Pretty good for a modern western, I knew her family was gonna die but it kinda took my breath away when they did. First 5 min of the movie and it was pretty brutal, A little slow at times but overall I liked it.

  • The Hero

    The Hero

    ★★★★

    Sam Elliott and Nick Offerman smoking joints, enough said.....P.S. Sam Elliott bangs Hot Donna

  • Downsizing

    Downsizing

    ★★½

    Super disappointed. Trailer looked really interesting but thats about it. 2 hours of nothing. The only thing that was remotely good about it was Hong Chau character she was pretty funny but even that got old after a while. There are 8 kinds of fuck, what kind of fuck you give me.

  • Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    ★★★★

    Better than I expected. Jack Black made the movie, he was hilarious. I'm glad they tied the two movies together by showing the shelter that Alan Parrish aka Robin Williams built when he was trapped in the game. Best part was when Jack Black had to use his penis for the first time to go pee!! Super funny.