Serenity ★★

This movie has everything:
-Matthew McConaughey's butt (multiple times)
-A big tuna named "Justice"
-McConaughey doing his best Nic Cage impression
-Diane Lane
-Djimon Honsou speaking in patois for like 5 lines for no reason
-Jason Clarke glowering at everyone and everything
-Anne Hathaway saying "Choke me, Daddy"

To get into the plot would spoil how bonkers this thing is. Just know that it is not a good movie. But it is an entertaining one. I gave it 2 stars, but I was never bored during this thing, which simultaneously cheats and entertains its audience.

The "How Did This Get Made?" episode on this is going to be WILD.