Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  John Wick: Chapter 4 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2023

  During the grand finale, there was this Staten Island guy sitting behind me who couldn't contain his excitement and yelled out BEST MOOVIE EVAH!! and there's a legitimate argument for that take

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  The Fly 1986

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2023

  So much sappy bullshit is out there about cancer, but really this movie is one of the most accurate representations of it I’ve seen. All the goopy, disgusting shit that makes you feel like you’re not even human anymore is really what it’s all about. Wonderful motion picture!

Popular reviews

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  The Sixth Sense 1999

  Watched 26 Jul 2021

  Good movie, I’m terrified my hairline will look like Bruce Willis’ when I get older

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  Spring Breakers 2012

  ★★ Watched 06 May 2020

  James Franco plays Florida Man.