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  • GoodFellas
  • Aliens
  • Little Shop of Horrors

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Recent reviews

  • See How They Run

    See How They Run


    This is one of those random films I’ve been following since it was only a title, a screenshot, and a premise. And for what it’s worth, I liked it. I actually liked it quite a bit. My only real issue, and the reason it’s taken me exactly a week to start this review is that I don’t have much to say about it

    See How They Run is an incredibly competent little murder mystery. It’s been said at least a…

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills


    Reverence is becoming the death of cinema…ok, I’ll admit that was overdramatic. I don’t think that cinema will ever truly die, but the quality of films in the last few years is suffering dramatically from a ridiculous level of reverence for their source material. One of the best examples is Ghostbusters: Afterlife, which was a mostly overdramatic sequel with forced emotional beats relating back to a goofy, irreverent comedy from the 1980s. The kids find a Nestle Crunch wrapper in…

Popular reviews

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    This movie made me ashamed to have ever liked Harry Potter in the first place

    I'm a die-hard lifelong Potter fan. Books came out when I was just the right age and I vividly remember staying up late to read each and every one with my mom. And the movies? DAMN. The fact that we got through all 7 books with pretty much the same cast and pretty much the same quality is absolutely astonishing. I don't think I'd give…

  • The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part

    The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part


    I was lucky enough to see this early because of a promotion at my local theater, so I won't spoil anything outright

    But I'm very happy to say the team over at Lord Miller have done it AGAIN. No, scratch that, AGAIN AGAIN

    They gave us the first Lego Movie, then last year's absolutely incredible Into the Spider-Verse, and now the long-awaited sequel to the Lego Movie

    Instead of just giving us more of the same, they give us an…