Zachariah Ezer

Recovering Film Bro. Cartoon Philosopher. Afropessimist.

Favorite films

  • The Philadelphia Story
  • Jurassic Park
  • Get Out
  • Big Trouble in Little China

Recent activity

  • Shazam! Fury of the Gods


  • Spin Me Round


  • Cocaine Bear


  • My Year of Dicks


Recent reviews

  • Fletch



    It's interesting to see different celebrity personas inhabit this character. Hamm's take wants to accommodate both his effortless cool from Mad Men and the doofus comedic persona he's cultivated to escape Don Draper. He almost does it. Chevy wants it too bad. He can't help clowning, and his smugness is much more cloying. He doesn't trust the material to make him look good, which is his curse.

    Interesting the third one homages the first so hard, but it is a…

  • Pearl



    Ti West does nail the Texas location details, but neither one of these is really any good.

Popular reviews

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    More like the Gaslight House, amiright?

  • The Tiger Hunter

    The Tiger Hunter


    I was very ready to love this movie. A South Asian co-writer/director and an all-star Desi cast, what else can you ask for? Unfortunately this one never really lived up to its potential. The plot was very stock, though the characters kept the film watchable. Most notable in the cast is Rizwan Manji as a pop-culture obsessed sidekick.

    Strangely, the whole thing comes across as a paean to assimilation. The plot concerns star Dani Pudi and company trying to eke…