Michael

I'm just a normal dude. You have zero reason to care what I think about movies!

Favorite films

  • Beasts of the Southern Wild
  • As Good as It Gets
  • Jojo Rabbit
  • In Bruges

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  • Pinocchio

  • Out of Office

    ½

  • The Hunt for Red October

    ★★★★

  • Beasts of the Southern Wild

    ★★★★★

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  • Pinocchio

    Pinocchio

    This was exceptionally bad. I'm disappointed in everyone involved.

  • Beasts of the Southern Wild

    Beasts of the Southern Wild

    ★★★★★

    I had been seeing a guy that I rather liked back in 2012 when this film came out. We watched it together in the theater.
    When I was wiping away tears during the credits he said, "you're a sensitive guy, huh?"
    I broke up with him that night. Cleanest, easiest breakup of my life.

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