I love movies and I guess I was bored in quarantine, so here I am.
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The Five-Year Engagement 2012
Can only be described as “A movie I can guarantee you have completely forgotten exists”
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Wild Things 1998
The ultimate Florida Movie. Like Hitchcock, if Hitchcock were somehow even hornier. And from Tampa.
All-time great score. Also extremely horny.
Marvel should have to pay them residuals for perfecting the mid-credits scene.
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Dick Johnson Is Dead 2020
The guy at the end with the horn, goddamn. I don't think I've ever seen anything so funny and so heartbreaking at the same time.
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Misery 1990
OK wow, had never seen it! (I know!) (I have some weird blind spots, OK!?)
There were some things I didn't know about this movie:
- A William Goldman script with Rob Reiner directing? Hell yes, bitch, as you wish!
- In an opening flashback to his publisher's office, James Caan says he's in the "Misery Business" - that's where the Paramore song comes from. How bout that shit??
- I know this is fucked up, but I watched season…
