Favorite films

  • Point Break
  • Blade Runner
  • Conan the Barbarian
  • Aliens

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  • Close Encounters of the Fifth Kind

    ★½

  • Three the Hard Way

    ★★★★★

  • Laser Mission

    ★★★★★

  • Virtual Combat

    ★★★★★

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  • Conquest

    Conquest

    ★★★★★

    This movie is dick-out insane. I mean its on my top list of movies to watch while on psychedelics because this is like the badass mural on the side of an 80's van come to life.

    But I can even tell you how confusing this movie is.

    Say whatever you want about this film, but it has - the most - FIRE FUCKING SOUNDTRACK i've ever heard.

    So anyway, cavemen fight some magic demon bitch who's always topless in ever…

  • Beyond the Law

    Beyond the Law

    ★★★½

    The best part of the movie is when Charlie Sheen acts like he doesn't know what taking coke feels like.

    Honestly this movie is pretty much Point Break, but about bike gangs. But its like an 8 year old describing bike gangs, with gems like, "If he dares you to do it, you better not back down or he'll kill you"

    Yeah, bikers are legendary for their truth or dare games. This movie is fucking mental, but also great.