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  • King of Thieves

    King of Thieves

    ★★

    Cor blimey, guvnor, it’s the FACKIN’ KING OF FACKIN’ THIEVES, with Michael bladdy Caine and Tom flippin Courtenay and Jim soddin’ Broadbent. They’re a buncha wrinkly ex-cons with dodgy ‘ips and jippy tums and before they cop it, they wanna get their mitts on some dosh. Luvvaduck, they pal up with some old muckers and try to rob the ‘Atton Garden Vault. Doco geezer James Marsh gives it some welly and the editing’s ruddy marvellous, but fack me if it don’t get saggy in the final chucker and the ol’ lags didn’t start get on me nerves, the sleazy cahnts.

  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place

    ★★★★½

    FINALLY got a chance to watch this properly after my cinema experience in April was ruined by some fuckwit at the back talking all the way through.

    Oh, yes. I’d buy that for a dollar. My Cinema 2018 Ranking needs some adjustment ASAFP.

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