Daniel Epler

Lover of movies and host of The Cobwebs Podcast.
*4 favorites are in constant rotation*

Favorite films

  • The Curse of Frankenstein
  • Creature from the Black Lagoon
  • Invasion of the Body Snatchers
  • The Fly

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  • Children of the Corn

    ★★½

  • Jason and the Argonauts

    ★★★

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

    ★★★★★

  • The Black Swan

    ★★

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  • Children of the Corn

    Children of the Corn

    ★★½

    It’s boring and lame and the main guy completely sucks, but it has that ‘80s Stephen King vibe, so I had a totally fine time watching it. Can’t imagine what those two dozen sequels are like, though.

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

    Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

    ★★★★★

    Man, what an experience it is to watch this after a bunch of the sequels. I like the follow-ups to varying degrees, but this thing is just perfect. Astoundingly well written, incredible action scenes, perfect cast of characters. I forgot how fucking cool Jack Sparrow is in this first movie. The sequels are another story, but he is so much fun to watch cleverly bounce between sides on his way back to his ship.

    It's also the only one of…

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  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

    Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

    ★★★★

    I hated this movie back in 2007, but this time I loved it. A true bonkers blockbuster.

    For background, I absolutely love the first Pirates film, and am not a big fan of the second. I feel this movie gets the balance of the characters right, while DEAD MAN’S CHEST is too Jack heavy. I’m not going to slander Depp’s iconic performance but I’m not as big a Jack Sparrow fan as most people are. My heart is in these…

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

    Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

    ★★★½

    What really saves this movie is that it's a near perfect ending for the series. Not a near perfect movie by any stretch, it's another fun-enough maguffin hunting flick with the most boring villain in the franchise to date. But it really sticks the landing and gives all the characters exactly the endings they should have. I am very glad they made it and things didn't end with the shrug of Stranger Tides' conclusion.

    And now I guess onto the pirate adventures of Margot Robbie? Yo-ho-ho, let's do it!