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  • Triangle of Sadness


  • You Won't Be Alone


  • Children of the Corn

  • The Visitor


Recent reviews

  • Cocaine Bear

    Cocaine Bear


    A few highly entertaining sequences of people getting mauled to death by a bear wrapped in one of the most terminally annoying movies of the last few years.

    Would have been a 10/10 if the bear had just bothered finishing the job.

  • Skinamarink



    What I imagine a Blut Aus Nord music video would be like, for the 30 minutes across the film that are actually interesting.

Popular reviews

  • Pearls Before Swine

    Pearls Before Swine


    A twisted part of me wants to see a remake of this with current alt-right youtubers just to see how much worse the source material can get.

    A masterclass in brain damaged cinema.

  • Don't Breathe 2

    Don't Breathe 2


    A man goes from doing horrible things for his own percieved self preservation to going all Terminator on a bunch of Even Worse People (TM), to save his surrogate daughter from a harrowing medical procedure, who unconditionally forgives all of his past sins for being a well intentioned Good Bad Dad.

    ...Don't Breathe 2, or the gamergate rewrite of The Last of Us Part II?