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  • Tomb Raider

    Tomb Raider


    First of all I have been a huge Tomb Raider game fan since I was a child, and somewhat enjoyed the first two Jolie, Lara Croft adaptations. That being said I had high hopes for this new take. Those hopes fell flat at about the 30 min mark, when I realized this film was just utter disrespectful to the fans of the game. 

    It’s hard to make a video game adaptation. I’m pretty sure Hitman was the only one that…

  • Fifty Shades Freed

    Fifty Shades Freed


    Only way I could review this was to go Weird Al, on Ludacris “What’s Your Fantasy” 

    I wanna kill myself, after watching this flick 
    I only watched this, 
    because I stole this awful shit. 
    Was so bad, I coudnt look away. 
    Intercourse so gross, 
    made me wish that I was gay! 

    Rough sex, this movie hurt. Dull as hell the writings dirt. Brought be down, asking how?  Not the way that romance works. 

    If this is your girls.......fantasy
    Dump that crazy bird today. 
    Be afraid, and run away!

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  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    First of all lets just clear the air, and state yes this is a sequel. There are people that say you can never beat the original. In the case of Blade Runner 2049, they got pretty damn close. I'm not saying anything new that the rest of the world that has seen this film has already said. So lets pick it apart shall we. With a star studded cast from the beginning with Bautista to Robin Wright, Jared Leto, and…

  • Annihilation



    Alex Garland does it again! If you were one of many that enjoyed Ex Machina, with his second directorial effort he creates a thought provoking deep science fiction flick, that begs to be remembered. 

    A team of women, led by Natalie Portman go into a landscape that seems to be alien, spreading and mutating anything that it comes into contact with. Haunting and sometimes unsettling imagery grabs you into this unique world, infecting in its own way. Based off the…