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  • Pinocchio's Revenge

    Pinocchio's Revenge


    Verne Troyer as the voice of Pinocchio's Revenge: The Pinocchioing who escalates from defacing a doll to [attempted] homicide in exactly 1 scene. Disney really took a leap making the sequel live-action back in the 90's when it wasn't "the thing to do" (it's a joke, Disney; don't sue me).

  • Chernobyl Diaries

    Chernobyl Diaries


    In Russia, the hills have eyes.
    Not a joke. The Hills Have Eyes in Russia.


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  • Love Exposure

    Love Exposure


    It is so rare to find a movie that's so good it hurts. Especially in dramas or comedy. And even more so when it has a four hour runtime. That combo is basically impossible. Love Exposure is the impossible.

  • Eko Eko Azarak: Wizard of Darkness

    Eko Eko Azarak: Wizard of Darkness


    It's basically a Japanese Harry Potter. With Satanic rituals. And voodoo. And nudity. And beheadings. And gore. And lesbians.