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  • Shark Night

    Shark Night


    Oh Holy Jesus, where do I start?

    The cast can't wait to get eaten, the sharks have the teleportation skills of Jason Voorhees and the director can't decide if he's making a slasher or a monster horror flick. About the only thing going for it is Donal Logue who clearly is relishing every minute he gets.

    Watch it for the kills and for no other reason. Then, take a slug of Jack Daniels and congratulate yourself that you and I have contributed to the fall of Western civilization.

  • The Living Daylights

    The Living Daylights


    I've always thought Timothy Dalton never got the credit due to him as James Bond in the same way that reviewers fawned over Daniel Craig's similar deconstruction of the character nearly twenty years after Dalton's debut. While this and Licence to Kill are the only chances he got, what Dalton did once given the chance was to merge the grittiness of Connery's take and the one liners and smoothness of Moore's era. He played Bond like Craig would: a man…

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  • Pete's Dragon

    Pete's Dragon


    A quiet, gentle film, Pete's Dragon is as harmless as its title character. One of the more thoughtful remakes from Disney, the film sports excellent performances from Bryce Dallas Howard and Robert Redford while both Wes Bentley and Karl Urban form a brotherly duo on opposing sides of what to do with young Peter's winged friend. Oakes Fegley gives a completely naturalistic performance as Pete and it's amazing to watch him hop, twitch, tilt his head and generally stare at…

  • Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

    Pride and Prejudice and Zombies


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    While some of the zombie parts hang off this adaptation very loosely, the cast are having fun and seem to be playing the characters from the original novel as if they've just been dropped into the Zombie Apocalypse. Lily James is a thoroughly modern Elizabeth Bennett, armed with her razor sharp wit but now packs axes, swords, flintlocks and garter belt ninja blades (!). Sam Riley might be the most austere Darcy ever on screen but he's made better with…