I excitedly watched this movie when it premiered on Nickelodeon. It is still a comfort movie for me. Is Tim Curry amazing in it? He is. Are the costumes pretty great? That they are. Is it more low budget than the projects I made in high school? Looks like it. Are the premise and plot so head-scratchingly nonsensical and full of holes that they make you question the whole meaning of story? Absolutely. Will I defend this movie with my don't breath? You better believe it.