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  • There Will Be Blood
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  • Koyaanisqatsi
  • Amour

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  • The Happiness of the Katakuris

    ★½

  • Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom

    ★★★

  • Some Like It Hot

    ★★★★

  • 13 Assassins

    ★★★★

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  • The Happiness of the Katakuris

    The Happiness of the Katakuris

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Watched ob Arrow blu-ray (27/100).

    I am 30 minutes in and I have no fucking clue what is going on. That stop motion was great, the CGI spit looked horrible. The lighting is so incredibly intense and way too bright; it burns my retinas out. The music is terrible.

    One hour in and something of a plot has started. People are dying in the guest house of the Katakuris. And there's a subplot with this sailor called Richard and the…

  • Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom

    Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Watched through the wonders of the internet (57/100).

    I only knew this film by reputation, and through various directors recommending it and my morbid curiosity, here we are. It's disgusting, but I knew that going in. It's about fascism: you follow a bunch of people as they use a bunch of young boys and girls as they please. They live inside a mansion, which follows a bunch of rules; as to make a very small microverse of those in power…

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  • Army of the Dead

    Army of the Dead

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Watched on Netflix (12/100).

    Fuck this movie for thinking my TV was broken. Those 'zombie' pixels were so annoying.

    Anyway: Zach Snyder does it again.... this is not good. It's bad, yes; bad bad bad. I think I'd rather see Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen again. This has about the same 'level of dumb' and weird sex jokes.

    My main criticism of this movie is that it is so unclear what this wants to be. It starts out like a…

  • Dazed and Confused

    Dazed and Confused

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Watched on Criterion blu-ray (93/100).

    This is my favourite film where straight up nothing happens for 100 minutes, and it are the most fun and chill 100 minutes of my life. Every character feels so real and genuine and fun. The music is awesome and obviously fits perfectly with the cars, the sets, the clothes, the hair, the vibe, the weed. Pretty great film about hanging out and throwing rubbish bins against mail boxes; that energy is something else.