Favorite films

  • The Human Condition
  • Paris, Texas
  • The Ice Storm
  • Memories of Murder

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  • State of Things


  • Too Late


  • Niki and Flo


  • The Fury


Recent reviews

  • Police, Adjective

    Police, Adjective


    Pouring one out for whoever had to subtitle this film in other languages.

  • Uncharted



    I mean... it was okay? Still kinda wish this was made ~10 years ago with Nathan Fillion and an older Sully. I just rewatched the fan movie from 2018 and boy does it hit the spot. I almost forgot how brilliant it was... Stephen Lang as Sully? If only we'd got more of that. We did get surprise Nolan North though!

    Tom Holland was decent enough, I wish Mark Wahlberg wasn't here but his performance is passable as well. I…

Popular reviews

  • Bad Luck Banging or Loony Porn

    Bad Luck Banging or Loony Porn


    average non-Romanian moviegoer: ooh what a boring movie I can't wait for this to end 🥱😩
    me, cultured Romanian 🇹🇩: ȘTIINȚA CRAIOVA, ȘTIINȚA CRAIOVA!!

    Anyway, I'm off to binge-watch some Romeo Fantastick and Vadim compilations.

  • Samurai Rebellion

    Samurai Rebellion


    I thought I've seen enough of Kobayashi's films by now that my brain was attuned to have high expectations and not be easily impressed. Somehow it crept up on me and before I knew it I was deeply enthralled by the story and characters.

    You know the feeling when you're watching a really good film, and you become aware of the fact that it's really good, but at the same time it dawns on you that the film will eventually…