What a fantastic mess.

This might be the most stylish kids’ movie I’ve ever seen.

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Without the sea shanties, this would be a substandard conservative wish fulfillment flick. But it does have the sea shanties, and I happen to like sea shanties.

Largely really just not my thing. My respect goes out to people who love this movie.

“This movie is right on the edge between three stars and three and a half stars!” –Me, three quarters of the way through the movie

What pushed it over the edge for me:
- The line, “You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn… call the president.”
- The so-bad-it’s-good credits song
- That amazing and slightly adorable floating eye monster